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greetings! if you see this, you are being recruited to the skeleton war. have a nice day!

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BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

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heteroh:

when your parents threaten to take your allowance away

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stability:

school would be a much happier place if we could bring our dogs to class

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i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down....

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darylfranz:

【画像】 カニvsワニ! カニの勝利! - ゴールデンタイムズ

i’m sure people know this, but for those of you who don’t, alligators and crocodiles (this is a gator) have some of the most powerful jaws on earth—if they’re biting down. their muscles are made to clamp and hold while its body twists, taking down its prey and (typically) drowning it. however, they have next to no opening power, meaning this crab’s claw has rendered this gator almost powerless

Confirmed

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suctioning:

Mom: clean you r-

Me: shhhh you hear that?

Mom: wha-

Me: shhh listen 

Mom: just cle-

Me: sh

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taggedbooty:

I understand you’re “paying me to work” but I’m about to beat my fastest time in solitaire so I’m gonna need you to chill

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stabs:

My dad just saw my report card and started yelling at me because there was an F on it, but it actually was F for female as in gender

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